Welcome to this weeks… I put some words together that hopefully make sense and are remotely funny. Tonight I am talking vagina. Now boys.. you don’t have to turn away.. don’t close the window… you could learn something. Probably not, but read anyway. And comment.. I love comments. They make me all squishy and happy and want to run around my house in my pjs high fiving the air and yelling “they love me, they really, really love me” /Jim Carrey moment. Back to the topic at hand… You ever thought about how much power you can wield with your vagina? And no I don’t mean like lifting heavy objects with it like it’s a crane. That would just be weird. Although I’m sure there is a guy out there somewhere reading this going.. “mmmmmmmmmmmm.. crane vagina” And now I’m creeped out. Back on topic… again. Vagina Power. What does it mean? What does it stand for? How does it work? Here are some examples. you like a guy and you’re pretty sure he wants ...
Alrighty roo!
ReplyDeleteI chose #1:
"Dafuq did you just say?"
lol... that's exactly what I picture him saying.
Delete1. Don't think I can't hear you, I have ears like a bat... Oh yeah. And I could snap your little neck like a toothpick. Tooth. Pick.
ReplyDelete2. Still keeping my eye on you. Piss off. *whispers ... tooth. pick.
3. I know, my smile is fabulous! I had an an appointment *brrrp with a new dentist
4. I'll go look for his card, but you won't be able to get an appointment anytime soon.
5. I know my vagina is right around here and if I can just get close enough... my tongue is fantastic!!!!
6. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, deeper! Practice makes prrrrfect and my man gets here too-night!
7. Simba, you whore. I just threw up in my mouth.. oh wait, it's not in my mouth.
8. Vile creatures... Can't they hear how utterly juvenile they sound. I think I'll go perfect my high speed fly over and "accidentally" drop a few parcels on their annoying faces. muahahahaha
For the lion..."Put your hands against the wall and spread 'em!"
ReplyDeleteAn ostrich bit me once. I've been traumatized for life. I need advance notice next time you post ostrich pics.
lol... I'm sorry about traumatizing you with the ostrich pic!
DeleteWell,for the first few eye ball shots..."you lookin' at me lookin' at you? Whaaaat?" And for the tongue shots, "I LICK you. I lick you a lot." Ok, that's probably lame. But I LOVE the picture of the ostrich/emu...I don't know my flightless birds very well.
ReplyDeletelmfao @ "I LICK you. I lick you a lot."
Deletethat's exactly what I'd think a bald eagle would say.
ReplyDeleteFor that second croc pic: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
ReplyDeleteAlso, what the EFF is that lion only behind a chain link fence??
hahaha @ your caption.
DeleteThere's a fence in front of the chain link fence also... you can't get closer than a few feet from that chain link fence.