My summer term is FINALLY over! Now I can stop driving you all crazy with random tweets about organic chemistry and the excessive amount of negative energy I put out there before and after every midterm. I have massive self doubt, and even when I'm sure I know the material and have done a good job, I still don't believe I got a good grade. Part of it is because of my test anxiety, as I've NEVER scored well on tests before. This term I don't expect to get the A- that I achieved for the first term, but I'm happy as long as I pass. Which I'm almost certain that I did. (did you catch that almost, there's my self doubt) On the heels of my great news, comes some sad news too. The bf has lost his job. Since he was the sole supporter of the family while I was in school, I don't know that I'll be able to attend full time classes this fall unless he finds a new job. Therefore, I've taken some precautionary measures. I've emailed regarding defer...
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ReplyDeleteI chose #1:
"Dafuq did you just say?"
lol... that's exactly what I picture him saying.
Delete1. Don't think I can't hear you, I have ears like a bat... Oh yeah. And I could snap your little neck like a toothpick. Tooth. Pick.
ReplyDelete2. Still keeping my eye on you. Piss off. *whispers ... tooth. pick.
3. I know, my smile is fabulous! I had an an appointment *brrrp with a new dentist
4. I'll go look for his card, but you won't be able to get an appointment anytime soon.
5. I know my vagina is right around here and if I can just get close enough... my tongue is fantastic!!!!
6. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, deeper! Practice makes prrrrfect and my man gets here too-night!
7. Simba, you whore. I just threw up in my mouth.. oh wait, it's not in my mouth.
8. Vile creatures... Can't they hear how utterly juvenile they sound. I think I'll go perfect my high speed fly over and "accidentally" drop a few parcels on their annoying faces. muahahahaha
For the lion..."Put your hands against the wall and spread 'em!"
ReplyDeleteAn ostrich bit me once. I've been traumatized for life. I need advance notice next time you post ostrich pics.
lol... I'm sorry about traumatizing you with the ostrich pic!
DeleteWell,for the first few eye ball shots..."you lookin' at me lookin' at you? Whaaaat?" And for the tongue shots, "I LICK you. I lick you a lot." Ok, that's probably lame. But I LOVE the picture of the ostrich/emu...I don't know my flightless birds very well.
ReplyDeletelmfao @ "I LICK you. I lick you a lot."
Deletethat's exactly what I'd think a bald eagle would say.
ReplyDeleteFor that second croc pic: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
ReplyDeleteAlso, what the EFF is that lion only behind a chain link fence??
hahaha @ your caption.
DeleteThere's a fence in front of the chain link fence also... you can't get closer than a few feet from that chain link fence.