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and cuddle with me

FINALLY.... I feel accepted, accomplished, amazing.. and I'm already out of "a" words. Not that I was trying to use all "a" words, it just came out that way. What was I talking about? Oh yes... I have my first Search Keywords stat! "and cuddle with me" it's not raunchy, or exciting like "red slurpee poop kid" ala the robot mommmy but I'm excited nonetheless. I kind of feel like I belong to a super secret club. Now we just need to hold secret meetings, in a clubhouse. Like back in the day when I was a kid and we had a secret girls club and we met in our old chicken coop. It's a lot less disgusting than it sounds, we cleaned it out. It's not like we were the secret club of girls with chicken fetishes. Although in this day and age, I wouldn't be surprised if such a club existed. Wonder what the minutes from a club meeting like that looks like. Never mind, I really don't want to know. Anyhow, I just how to...