how to fake being productive
If you’re anything like me.. then you’re a lazy bastard. In being a lazy bastard, you don’t like to do stuff.... but when you don’t do stuff.... the stuff.. starts to attack you. the dishes decide to pile up in the sink the poop builds up in the litter boxes the crumbs scatter themselves all over the floor if you have no sense of smell, sight or feeling... then the above probably isn’t a big deal.. however, if you don’t like living like a bum, you might want to do something about your stuff.. but you’re a lazy bastard... therein lies the conundrum. so what do you do? do actual work? FUCK NO! you’re a lazy bastard, remember? so you fake it! trophy wives have been doing it for years.. and they have the IQ of gnats.. so it can’t be that hard, right? so your dishes are in the sink piling up with food crusted on them and your dishwasher is on the fritz.... what can you do? make “washing dishes” a chore for your kids ...