mad scientist girl

we have the amazing and wonderful robot mommy here today doing an amazeballs guest post. She writes a hilarious blog about her life and her kids ... personally I don't know how she does it .. I can barely manage this blog and school so without further ado... here she is! Forever ago, I started writing about my kids. This little hobby of mine gave me the outlet to complain talk about their behavior, their little habits. Their joys and triumphs. My joys and triumphs. And I think... What if.... Oprah had kids? How would Oprah handle her kids? Would she discuss them on her network or would she, like me, become a blogger? Can you imagine?!? Hi. I'm Oprah, queen of the talk shows...richest woman alive from 1995 to 2010. I've decided to center my attention to how adorable, awesome and brilliant my children are because, let's face it, they are mine! I'm sure she'd go on and on on their academic aptitude and how they look like little Denzel Washingtons. She ...

and I just wrote a whole fucking post that my computer decided wasn't adequate and deleted on me. FUCKING BALLS! seriously. I was talking about how I splashed nitric acid on my face today in lab... (it's ok ... I'm not disfigured or anything) How I fucking HATE summer cuz it's hot and I don't manage well with heat. Also that we're having a make-up quiz on Thursday cuz our midterm was sucky. basically that was it ... but I wrote a lot more. the only good thing going on for this week is that we're having the awesomely amazing robot mommy writing a guest post for my blog this week.. *cue happy dance* if you haven't read anything by the robot mommy.. I suggest you head there right now and read everything ... she's that amazeballs. So tune in this week for her phenomenal words of wisdom. I'm going to go drown my sorrows in Netflix. seeeeeya.