mad scientist girl

Welcome to this weeks…  I put some words together that hopefully make sense and are remotely funny. Tonight I am talking vagina. Now boys.. you don’t have to turn away.. don’t close the window… you could learn something. Probably not, but read anyway. And comment.. I love comments. They make me all squishy and happy and want to run around my house in my pjs high fiving the air and yelling “they love me, they really, really love me” /Jim Carrey moment. Back to the topic at hand… You ever thought about how much power you can wield with your vagina? And no I don’t mean like lifting heavy objects with it like it’s a crane. That would just be weird. Although I’m sure there is a guy out there somewhere reading this going.. “mmmmmmmmmmmm.. crane vagina” And now I’m creeped out. Back on topic… again. Vagina Power. What does it mean? What does it stand for? How does it work? Here are some examples. you like a guy and you’re pretty sure he wants ...

this week in Cheesy Bloggers .. it's all about cleaning up your act. below is how I feel about chores....... Every week it’s the same thing…. You can’t deny it. You can’t avoid it… It always seems to sneak up on you … and before you know it … you’re standing face to face with………….. A DIRTY BATHROOM!!! Dirty bathrooms are the bain of my existence…. Mostly because no matter what you do … they are ALWAYS dirty… even right after you clean them, they are dirty again the first time someone uses the toilet, sink, and tub… whatever. If you have kids in your house… especially boy kids ..or live with boys (or a man, which.. let’s be honest.. are really like boys in respect to the bathroom)… then you probably have pee on your toilet somewhere other than on the INSIDE of the toilet. This is one of the grossest things I’ve ever experienced… it’s just so wrong. As a girl growing up in a household mostly comprised of girls the toilet was always clean… cuz girls ar...