mad scientist girl

so I’ve finally had a break from my headache for the first time in almost a week... yesterday I couldn’t even function.. I took some migraine medication .. and it made me sleep for hours and I started to feel a little better, but then it creeped back in the evening so I took more medication. I had the weirdest dream too... for some reason there were these drink mixes that tasted super good.. and I had a bunch of them.. but then I was hanging out with TheBloggess and her book .. (which is awesome btw) was being featured at Burger King (or some fast food joint) and it even included Bloggess toys .. such as Juanita , Hamlet Von Schnitzel , Beyonce , etc... I wish this existed cuz I totally want a stuffie Hamlet Von Schnitzel... someone has to make this happen. Anyhow... weird dreams aside, I woke up totally and after some caramel macchiato goodness via my Tassimo ... I started feeling a little better. FINALLY.. so I thought I’d fulfill my tag from socialassasin and answer some questi...

If you’re anything like me.. then you’re a lazy bastard. In being a lazy bastard, you don’t like to do stuff.... but when you don’t do stuff.... the stuff.. starts to attack you. the dishes decide to pile up in the sink the poop builds up in the litter boxes the crumbs scatter themselves all over the floor if you have no sense of smell, sight or feeling... then the above probably isn’t a big deal..  however, if you don’t like living like a bum, you might want to do something about your stuff.. but you’re a lazy bastard... therein lies the conundrum. so what do you do? do actual work? FUCK NO! you’re a lazy bastard, remember? so you fake it!  trophy wives have been doing it for years.. and they have the IQ of gnats.. so it can’t be that hard, right? so your dishes are in the sink piling up with food crusted on them and your dishwasher is on the fritz.... what can you do? make “washing dishes” a chore for your kids ...

Spring Is Here , a set on Flickr. I decided to go for a jaunt (who uses that word nowadays?) ... in the sun and took some flower pics... check 'em out!

when all else fails.... make 'em laugh. since I have absolutely no sense of humor lately.... the bf and I have both been sick for days.. ... I have impending finals. ...our house looks like a homeless shelter.... due to the sick. sooooo... I'm relying on the internet to make you laugh today. Don't give me a hard time... I deserve a break every now and then. I bring you.... Funny Internet Video's Vol. 2: My first video is brought to you by ...well I don't know.. but it makes me laugh every time I watch it.. The second video is something that I could totally see our ferrets doing... which makes me nervous to ever have children... not that I wasn't already neurotic enough about the subject. This video is from an amazing artist ... or something like that... either way it's hilarious. The fourth video is for all the cat lovers and owners out there... if this doesn't make you laugh... well.. you just might not have a soul. Don...