caption it!

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I was going through my computer trying to organize stuff .... cuz I was THAT bored today.... and I realized I still hadn't uploaded the pics from our zoo trip... and I came across a couple photo's that are just begging to be captioned by my funny readers...


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and some other fun pics that could be worthy of captioning also...


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so bring it on, people.. and don't afraid to be crude.. you know I love a dirty whore mouth.
give it your best shot... I'm broke so I can't offer prizes for the best caption, but I can offer bragging rights and possibly some kind of goofy photo imitating that caption.. that's worth it, right?

and yes.. I'm willing to embarrass myself for this.. so give me your best shot.


Comments

  1. Kelly FoxAugust 9, 2012 at 8:06 AM

    Alrighty roo!
    I chose #1:
    "Dafuq did you just say?"

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    1. chemgirljaimeAugust 9, 2012 at 10:06 AM

      lol... that's exactly what I picture him saying.

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  2. ~sAugust 9, 2012 at 8:59 AM

    1. Don't think I can't hear you, I have ears like a bat... Oh yeah. And I could snap your little neck like a toothpick. Tooth. Pick.

    2. Still keeping my eye on you. Piss off. *whispers ... tooth. pick.

    3. I know, my smile is fabulous! I had an an appointment *brrrp with a new dentist

    4. I'll go look for his card, but you won't be able to get an appointment anytime soon.

    5. I know my vagina is right around here and if I can just get close enough... my tongue is fantastic!!!!

    6. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, deeper! Practice makes prrrrfect and my man gets here too-night!

    7. Simba, you whore. I just threw up in my mouth.. oh wait, it's not in my mouth.

    8. Vile creatures... Can't they hear how utterly juvenile they sound. I think I'll go perfect my high speed fly over and "accidentally" drop a few parcels on their annoying faces. muahahahaha

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  3. AnonymousAugust 9, 2012 at 10:30 AM

    For the lion..."Put your hands against the wall and spread 'em!"

    An ostrich bit me once. I've been traumatized for life. I need advance notice next time you post ostrich pics.

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    1. chemgirljaimeAugust 9, 2012 at 10:32 AM

      lol... I'm sorry about traumatizing you with the ostrich pic!

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  4. UnknownAugust 9, 2012 at 9:58 PM

    Well,for the first few eye ball shots..."you lookin' at me lookin' at you? Whaaaat?" And for the tongue shots, "I LICK you. I lick you a lot." Ok, that's probably lame. But I LOVE the picture of the ostrich/emu...I don't know my flightless birds very well.

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  5. chemgirljaimeAugust 9, 2012 at 10:00 PM

    that's exactly what I'd think a bald eagle would say.

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  6. Marianna AnnadannaAugust 10, 2012 at 4:41 AM

    For that second croc pic: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    Also, what the EFF is that lion only behind a chain link fence??

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    1. chemgirljaimeAugust 10, 2012 at 3:34 PM

      hahaha @ your caption.

      There's a fence in front of the chain link fence also... you can't get closer than a few feet from that chain link fence.

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