mad scientist girl

the other day I was listening to the radio on my drive into work ... and I heard about Christina Aguilera on Chelsea Handler's show "Chelsea Lately" ...I don't really like either of them so I kind of tuned out.. until I heard this.. yes.. that's right.. Christina doesn't wear underwear. I'll give you a minute to let that sink in. Are you sufficiently disgusted yet? OK ... moving on. So I was thinking about it ... and I wondered who else likes to go commando. Are there many of them out there? Could she be the girl sitting next to you on the train? Do they really enjoy the uncomfortable seam in their skinny jeans? I started thinking about the right underwear to wear ... because there is a right and wrong here. I have very logical reasons... and this is my analysis. I can't see this image without thinking of the League of Funny Bitches Podcast.. thanks Noa Going commando... though "free" as it might be is just a yeast infection...

it's like I'm a fucking saint, yo.... helping others be grateful for their own lives just by the simple fact that they don't live my shitstorm of a fucking existence. So..... it's Monday. What does that mean? Well... not much for me cuz I'm done with classes, but I should probably be studying.  Am I? fuck no! .. I'm taking after Noa's science ......... oh.. and thanks to Jen as well for a Monday distraction with listicles.... except my listicle is a little less Christmas Cheer .. and a little more ... fucking balls (that's for you beausaphine ).    I had a final exam on my birthday…. It was bad…. Very bad….on the plus side? The TA’s are going to get a kick out of all the doodles I did on my scratch paper. My eye is swollen AGAIN… last week I had a stye on my lower eyelid… and now the inside of my top eyelid is swollen… I’m thinking my eye is trying to tell me I’m ready for vacation I’ve been fighting a cold for the past few weeks n...