mad scientist girl

Dear Vagina, W.T.F. dude? Dear Jaime, what? ..you have to be more specific.. I have lots going on down here, you know. Dear Vagina, what’s with the crazy period? Dear Jaime, Talk to the uterus... she’s all kinds of pissed off. Dear Vagina, what did I do now? Dear Jaime, I think it has to do with wasting another of the precious eggs. Dear Vagina, Isn’t that the ovaries concern? Why is the uterus getting her panties in a wad? Dear Jaime, Whatever.. all I know is that the bits down here are not happy with you. Dear Vagina, Well tell them to calm the eff down... I’ll have babies when and if I want to! ..You don’t own me uterus!! Dear Jaime, I think this means war. Dear Jaime, you know it wouldn’t hurt to spend a little time down here, right? Dear Vagina, and YOU know I have lots of shit going on right now... so just back the fuck off. Dear Jaime, lots of shit like what... which show to watch on Netflix or whether...

Dear Vagina, Thanks for being such a trooper this month. I finally know what it means to have a happy period. Dear Jaime, Don’t thank me… thank the hormones. They’ve been AWOL for a while now. Dear Vagina, What? Where did they go? Dear Jaime, They’ve been recruited to deal with all the extra stress you’ve been going through lately. You just need to chill the fuck out. Dear Vagina, Well, if it helps me have awesome months like this… I’ll be glad to stay stressed out 24/7 Dear Jaime, Well that’s all fine and dandy… but don’t blame me when you die early of a heart attack or sudden embolism. Dear Vagina, You’re kind of a snide bitch, you know that? Dear Jaime, I am, so you don’t have to be. Dear Jaime, Hey… you wanna work on some vaginascaping.. I’m feeling a little neglected down here. You aren’t going to get any play looking like a wookie, ya know. Dear Vagina, In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been a little busy with school a...