Sunday, February 12

Conversations with..... Ferret Edition!

so now that we have ferrets in our household... we have yet another animal to drive us crazy. Or me, at least.... it seems they always go after me.


Sparky, stop chasing my feet!

No really, I'm going to step on you.

Stop chasing my feet does NOT mean bite my feet!

Ouch you asshole!

Fuck you, ferret.



Stay out of my garbage can flower!

That does not mean knock it over and play in its contents.

You’re an asshole, ferret.

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Want a treat, sparky?

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NO, my hand is not the treat!



My laptop is not for playing on flower!

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(two minutes later)

Fuck! Sparky, like I told your sister my laptop is NOT for playing on.

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Stop tweeting for me, my followers don’t understand ferret.

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God damnit.



Kitty, be nice to the sparky.

Meow?

Sparky stop biting the kitty!

Kitty, I take it back.. don’t be nice.



Sparky, leave the clothes on my drying rack alone!

(two minutes later)

I SAID, leave the clothes alone!

(three minutes later)

FUCKING HELL LEAVE THE CLOTHES ALONE!!!!

(two minutes later)

I give up.


I really hope you enjoyed this edition of Conversations with.... I hope you also enjoyed the visual aids... I tried to get pictures of them doing all the asshole things they get yelled at for, but of course as soon as we WANT them to do it, that's when they don't. Assholes.

10 comments:

  1. You could threaten to trade them in on chinchillas! Regardless of whether or not they are being assholes, they are cute as hell!

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  2. And this is why we don't have ferrets lol :). I have enough going on with guinea pigs and cats since I talk to each enough to drive people insane. Cute cuddlies though :).

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  3. Haha! I love the pics of them on the computers.

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  4. Ferrets are awesome. Glad you have a couple carpet sharks to keep you company :)

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  5. That's basically how I sound to my children every day.

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  6. Hahaha! I have no desire to have ferrets.
    Chrome gives me a content warning shen I'm trying to come to your site. Yes, I want to proceed.

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  7. they'd be fighting my cats for the prime laptop space. One day I hope my cats will start writing (good) things for me.

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  8. Ha!
    However, I think those ferrets are kinda gross... Sorry, I know why people like them, but they look like long rats, don't they?

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  9. they sometimes remind me of rats, but they are actually a lot of fun. I didn't expect to like them when we got them, but now I find myself wanting a third!

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