tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4953724957062987441.post1304824535794099506..comments2023-03-25T07:12:16.188-07:00Comments on mad scientist girl: damn......... I'm fucked.chemgirljaimehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04506314200019963773noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4953724957062987441.post-26733749537363421302011-10-25T13:23:03.279-07:002011-10-25T13:23:03.279-07:00There's one of those industrial grade paper cu...There's one of those industrial grade paper cutters outside my office; essentially a small guillotine/machete combo. I have a wrench and I'm ready to remove the blade at a moment's notice so I have zombie beheading capability and hit the ground running.Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11538573774184028004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4953724957062987441.post-47142748980751851092011-10-21T09:16:18.884-07:002011-10-21T09:16:18.884-07:00The husband and I have realized that if anything d...The husband and I have realized that if anything does go down, we are truly fucked as the only survival skills we have are paying for people to do stuff for us.<br /><br />Although, if I could barter [other people's] human flesh for a free pass from the zombies, my survival rate would skyrocket.<br /><br />Now I must make my plans.Suniversehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02535141439995862912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4953724957062987441.post-65224193615662132052011-10-20T01:03:04.152-07:002011-10-20T01:03:04.152-07:00I think that the Zombie revolution will definitely...I think that the Zombie revolution will definitely start in the United States (if an accident) or Africa (if engineered by the CIA). So you will definitely have a little time to react to the shit. And since you have some time to think about it, here's what I've always thought:<br /><br />Why not just train to run really fast? That's really all you need. You don't need to know how to shoot a gun, because you don't need to be Ms. Zombie Sniper, you just have to point and pull the trigger when they get real close.<br /><br />Me, I think I would prefer to use a chainsaw. You don't have to aim as much with those things.<br /><br />All in all, I think that Canada is a much better place to be than the United States. I'll bet you have more camping gear per capita, for one thing. And you have less people, which means less zombies. And also it's colder, so when it freezes, what happens to the zombies? They freeze, right? Ever see a zombie movie filmed in the winter time? No? You know why? Because zombies aren't warmblooded creatures. They'll turn into blocks of ice.<br /><br />Go North, Young Woman.<br /><br />That is All.wagthedadhttp://www.wagthedad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4953724957062987441.post-592725071059505952011-10-19T21:02:09.551-07:002011-10-19T21:02:09.551-07:00Dang, I think I need to stick with you if any zomb...Dang, I think I need to stick with you if any zombie stuff starts going down. It's obvious you've done a lot more thinking about this than I have.Elizabeth-FlourishinProgresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13866057740157426001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4953724957062987441.post-56395766545236050142011-10-19T16:45:27.515-07:002011-10-19T16:45:27.515-07:00lol Great post :) You should check out Anypocaly...lol Great post :) You should check out Anypocalypse - The Ladies' Guide to Surviving Anypocalypse; I think you'd like it. :)Beckihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02202731698239905824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4953724957062987441.post-767489084518355142011-10-19T09:18:00.864-07:002011-10-19T09:18:00.864-07:00yeah... I'm guessing all of this will go out t...yeah... I'm guessing all of this will go out the window when it actually happens.... fight or flight kicks in.chemgirljaimehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04506314200019963773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4953724957062987441.post-27258934991143339562011-10-19T00:22:17.522-07:002011-10-19T00:22:17.522-07:00By the time your brain goes through all those scen...By the time your brain goes through all those scenarios, it'll be zombie buffet. Don't think about it. Just run really fast.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4953724957062987441.post-3228433022103277082011-10-18T22:17:27.790-07:002011-10-18T22:17:27.790-07:00Ok....sooo we will find a way to get you. I am jus...Ok....sooo we will find a way to get you. I am just south of you in Washington. Lucky for you huh? Haha...this is great. I wonder how many people have REALLY thought about their chance of survival. Thank you for linking up!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17480539189062526481noreply@blogger.com